Archive for June, 2011

Empty House Dials 911

Posted: 27th June 2011 by Absurd Stories in People
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Empty House Dials 911 House calls are not uncommon.  However, this one was almost ridiculous. An empty Massachusetts house had been leaking for months.  The floors were buckled and the ceilings sagged. The empty house inexplicably called the police for assistance. The damage had been taking place for a few months before the police intervened. […]

Firefighters Needed to Move Obese Patients

Posted: 27th June 2011 by Absurd Stories in People
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Firefighters Needed to Move Obese Patients Ambulance officers are facing a new problem in Queensland-how to move obese patients. This is why firefighters have been called in to move those heavyweight patients. Indeed, the Queensland Ambulance Service has had to acquire bigger ambulances. They had to buy 3 new ambulances as well as 139 stair […]

German Insurance Company Offered Prostitutes to Its Workers There are different ways you can reward your employees. However, a German insurance company probably went a step too far. They decided to arrange an orgy for their employees by inviting prostitutes for a party in a Hungarian spa. The top salesmen were invited to the orgy. […]

Man Tries to Board Train with His Pony

Posted: 5th June 2011 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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A man was caught this week trying to get on board of a train in Wales. Nothing surprising so far. However, he wanted to take his pony with him. The man bought a ticket for himself and tried to get one for his 4 legged friend. The incident occurred at Wrexham’s train station, in the […]

Can Mice Attack Animals?

Posted: 5th June 2011 by Absurd Stories in Animals
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John Gregory was surprised when he entered his piggery this week. He simply could not believe his eyes. There were mice everywhere attacking his animals. Ever since he realised the mice were feeding on his animals, he has been trying his utmost to get rid of the rodents. His last resort it seems was to […]

Karate Classes Prove Their Worth

Posted: 5th June 2011 by Absurd Stories in People
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Karate training can be quite important at times. Indeed, a Kiwi waitress demonstrated the benefits of taking up some karate courses when she somehow managed to floor 2 male attackers.  Two accurate punches were enough to knock out her aggressors, both twice as old as her. All started in central Wellington when the young lady […]