Archive for August, 2011

Celebrity Cow on the Run in Austria

Posted: 23rd August 2011 by Absurd Stories in Animals
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It has been reported that a "cow whisperer", infrared cameras and helicopters are on the hunt for a runaway Austrian cow named Yvonne, who escaped slaughter in May this year to seek refuge in a Bavarian forest. The cow has now become a star in the Germany and Austria media, having evaded capture for almost […]

ADOLF Hitler purchased blow-up dolls

Posted: 5th August 2011 by Absurd Stories in People
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ADOLF Hitler purchased blow-up dolls for his army because so many contracted STD's from prostitutes, The Sun has reported. Archived records tell that Nazi scientists developed the "synthetic comforters" for German soldiers who were often hustling in Paris. The issue was so intense it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline army duties. […]