Archive for February, 2012

Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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The Hoover Police reported a driver in his birthday suit evaded police on a low-speed car chase through the town of Hoover, smashing into many vehicles throughout the chase. WBRC reports that the incident started late Monday arvo at a local Ford dealership when the accused hit two vehicles. He fled the scene in a […]

Welcome to Country Australia

Posted: 23rd February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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Welcome to Country Australia Meet JR. This animal is a Texas longhorn, the name the same as a movie Texas icon J.R. Ewing. His horns are long enough to stretch 2.77 metres. But here’s the weird thing: instead of contentedly living deep in the heart of Texas, JR is from the land Down Under: Queensland, […]

Blind Runners being Sued

Posted: 21st February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law
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Blind Runners Being Sued Two Top Paralympians Brothers Jon and Jason Dunkerley from Canada who were both born totally blind, are currently facing a personal-injury lawsuit for crashing into another runner on a early morning jog along the Rideau Canal in Ottawa in 2010. The athletes are currently being sued for $350,000 in a judgement […]

Large Breasts for Road Safety

Posted: 20th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Motoring, People
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Large Breasts for Road Safety We all knew breasts had a purpose but this is taking it to another level. A TEXAS model was saved in a vehicle crash – with thanks to her 38KKK breasts. It is reported that Sheyla Hershey survived with minimal bruising. "They saved my life," the beautiful 32-year-old model said. […]

Cats being used for Human Consumption

Posted: 18th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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  Cats being used for Human Consumption   In a case that has astounded even investigators, a California man has been arrested for allegedly eating cats.   Jason Wilmert is currently being held in the Kern County Jail on charges pertaining to pet cruelty and using a domesticated animal for food.    Jason's neighbors notified […]

Arrested on Valenties Day

Posted: 15th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Things to avoid – Bondage in Public We have a report of a couple who wanted to fill out their fantasies with a bondage sex play and they themselves ended up in handcuffs. The Oregon couple were taken into custody on Valentine's Day after cops mistook a bound and naked lady in the back of […]

Perfect Gift for Valentines Day

Posted: 13th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Perfect Gift for Valentines Day Galesnjak is a small nearly perfect heart shaped island placed in Pasman channel which is between Turanj and the Island of Pasman in Croatia.  Because of it's almost perfect heart shape it is also known as St Valentine's Island. Becoming a world-wide sensation after it was located by Google Earth […]