Archive for February, 2012

Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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The Hoover Police reported a driver in his birthday suit evaded cops on a low-speed vehicle chase through the town of Hoover, hitting a number of cars throughout the chase. The reports from WBRC are that the chase began mid Monday arvo at a Ford vehicle dealership when the driver hit two vehicles. The driver […]

Welcome to Country Australia

Posted: 23rd February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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Welcome to Country Australia We would like to introduce you to JR. This beast is a Texas longhorn, with the same name as a famous Texas TV Star J.R. Ewing. Now his horns are a whopping 2.77 metres. But here’s the weird thing: instead of happily grazing deep in the heart of Texas, the longhorn […]

Blind Runners being Sued

Posted: 21st February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law
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Blind Runners Being Sued Two Top Paralympians Jon and Jason Dunkerley from Canada who were both born totally blind, are currently facing a personal-injury lawsuit for crashing into another runner on a morning jog along Ottawa's Rideau Canal in 2010. Amazingly the brothers are being sued for $350,000 in a judgement of claim filed by […]

Large Breasts for Road Safety

Posted: 20th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Motoring, People
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Large Breasts for Road Safety We all knew breasts had a purpose but this is taking it to another level. A TEXAS model was saved in a car accident – by her 38KKK breasts. It is reported that Sheyla Hershey escaped with minor bruising. "They saved my life," the 32-year-old babe said. "They cushioned the […]

Cats being used for Human Consumption

Posted: 18th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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  Cats being used for Human Consumption   In a report that has disgusted even police, a man from California has been arrested for apparently cooking and eating cats.   Jason Wilmert is currently being held in the Kern County Jail on charges alleging animal cruelty and using a pet for food.    Jason's neighbors […]

Arrested on Valenties Day

Posted: 15th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Things to avoid – Bondage in Public We have a report of a couple who were trying fullfill their desires with a bondage role play and they themselves ended up in handcuffs. The Portland couple were taken into custody on 14th February or Valentines Day after cops mistakenly found a tied and completely naked lady […]

Perfect Gift for Valentines Day

Posted: 13th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Perfect Gift for Valentines Day Galesnjak is a tiny georgeous heart shaped island located in Pasman channel between Turanj and the Island of Pasman in Croatia.  Due to it's perfect shape of being a heart it is also known as St Valentine's Island. Becoming a world-wide hot spot after it was spotted by Google Earth […]