Archive for February, 2012

Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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The Hoover Police say a naked driver led police on a slow-speed car chase around the town of Hoover, smashing into up to eight vehicles throughout the chase. WBRC reports that the incident started late Monday arvo at a local Ford dealership when the man ran into two cars. He then fled the scene in […]

Welcome to Country Australia

Posted: 23rd February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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Welcome to Country Australia Meet JR. This animal is a Texas longhorn, with the same name as a famous Texas icon J.R. Ewing. Now his horns are long enough to stretch 2.77 metres. But here’s the weird thing: instead of happily residing deep in the centre of Texas, JR hails from Queensland, Australia. He shares […]

Blind Runners being Sued

Posted: 21st February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law
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Blind Runners Being Sued Two professional Paralympians Brothers Jon and Jason Dunkerley from Canada who were both born totally blind, are currently facing a personal-injury lawsuit for crashing into another runner on a morning jog along the Rideau Canal in Ottawa in 2010. The athletes are being sued for $350,000 in a judgement of claim […]

Large Breasts for Road Safety

Posted: 20th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Motoring, People
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Large Breasts for Road Safety We all knew breasts had a purpose but this is taking it to another level. A TEXAS model was protected in a vehicle collision – with thanks to her 38KKK boobs. It is reported that Sheyla Hershey escaped with only bruising. "They saved my life," the 32-year-old Brazilian said. "They […]

Cats being used for Human Consumption

Posted: 18th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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  Cats being used for Human Consumption   In a report that has disgusted even the cops, a California man has been arrested for apparently eating cats.   Jason Louis Wilmert is being retained in the Kern County Jail on charges pertaining to pet cruelty and using a domesticated animal for human consumption.    Jason's […]

Arrested on Valenties Day

Posted: 15th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Things to avoid – Bondage in Public We have a report of a couple who wanted fullfill their desires with a bondage sex play and they themselves ended up in handcuffs. The Oregon couple were taken into custody on 14th February or Valentines Day after police mistook a tied and completely naked lady in the […]

Perfect Gift for Valentines Day

Posted: 13th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Perfect Gift for Valentines Day Galesnjak is a tiny georgeous heart shaped island located in Pasman channel between Turanj and the Island of Pasman in Croatia.  Due to it's perfect shape of being a heart it is also known as Lovers Island. Turning into a world-wide hot spot after it was discovered by Google Earth […]