Archive for October, 2015

Sinkhole lurking behind

Posted: 27th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Weather
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A giant sinkhole THREE times as big could be lurking near the huge chasm that opened up in a suburban street a month ago. Tests have discovered several ‘significant anomalies’ in the ground around the 39ft wide x 23ft deep cavity that suddenly appeared in St. Albans, Herts. The council said it will take at […]

Obsessed with Adidas shoes

Posted: 26th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in People, Sports
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Shoe-obsessed Jason Oxlee has been told it’s either me or the Adidas by his weary wife – as his out-of-control trainer collection has started to take over their home. The 44-year-old has a staggering 150 pairs of the classic trainers – with 50 pairs under the bed and around 80 pairs stashed in the loft. […]

What is the Pendle Witch Ghost?

Posted: 22nd October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Ghosts
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These eerie pictures could be the best evidence yet that the spirit of one of the Pendle witches haunts the notorious town. The spine-chilling pictures show what could be the ghost of a young girl looking out from a gravestone with a deathly white face and an ice-cold stare from her black eyes – appearing […]

Infested ear looks disgusting on video

Posted: 22nd October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Animals
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A gruesome video has emerged showing the moment a man had his ear flushed out after dozens of fly larvae had nested inside. In the clip, the man is seen itching and poking at his ear as a doctor prepares to begin the procedure. The video was reportedly captured on an endoscope at a hospital […]

Funniest Amazon Review Ever

Posted: 21st October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Internet
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View post on imgur.com When it comes to writing funny Amazon reviews, this man isn’t foaling around. Having ordered and received this horse’s head mask, he decided to share his thoughts. And his subsequent comment – a joking reference to the size of his own manhood – has prompted horseplay among readers. A screenshot of […]

This strange dome-shaped object was spotted by a passersby who noticed it hovering in the sky. Denis Deco grabbed his Nikon camera and used it on maximum zoom to capture the unusual sight back in June. The footage was released on to the internet yesterday and has since had hundreds of views. Umbrella shaped UFO […]

WHAT! An artist who paints with his penis

Posted: 20th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in People
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Talent truly comes from all arts and parts, but one painter is making the most of his talented member – as the world’s best PENIS artist. The British-born star of adult performance art who has dubbed himself ‘Pricasso’ uses his old chap to produce artworks while dressed in just a pink top hat and bowtie. […]