Blowjobs, Porn and Gambling all while on your next flight

Posted: 18th November 2011 by Absurd Stories in Motoring
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Ryanair has been up to some unusual announcements and innovation lately.  In 2008, the airline’s CEO announced plans to add ‘beds and blowjobs’ in the list of privileges for business class passengers on long haul flights.  Then, came the plans to remove toilets to have them replaced by seats.  Finally, the latest and the most outrageous announcements regards the introduction of an in flight application which will allow passengers to have access to porn through their ipads and other smart phones. 

The application is said to give passengers access not only adult movies, but also allow them to gamble and play games at 30,000 feet!

The CEO, Michael O’ Lear, justified this bold move by the fact that even hotels allow their customers to screen porn, so why can’t an airline do the same? It is further expected that if the plans for the introduction of such an application are indeed accepted, it will take a year to have it implemented.  The CEO further added that porn will only be available through the application and will not be broadcasted on seat back TVs.

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