Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

A slice of pizza every day for a year

Posted: 8th January 2016 by Absurd Stories in Food

This man set himself a New Year’s Resolution to eat pizza every single day for a year. Kyle Feeney started the challenge in January 2015 and recorded himself tucking into a slice every 24 hours – before uploading the results on his Instagram page. Fortunately for Kyle, his love for pizza knows no bounds, and […]

The best chocolate bar in the world

Posted: 8th January 2016 by Absurd Stories in Food

A simple yet quite frankly mind-blowing chocolate mash-up is blowing chocoholic’s minds on the internet. British author/snack genius James Hannah tweeted a photograph of a Toblerone enhanced with segments of Terry’s Chocolate Orange wedged between each sweet pyramid. The writer of ‘The A–Z of You and Me’ simply captioned the picture ‘Toblorange’ and suddenly bored […]

A 14-year-old girl is facing assault charges because she threw a baby carrot at one of her teachers. Student Aliya May says she saw the teacher in the corridor after lunch and launched the baby carrot. Unfortunately for both of them it bounced off the teacher’s forehead before falling on the floor. School disciplinary documents […]

Why swallowing a toothpick is dangerous

Posted: 18th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Food
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A man is recovering after having a toothpick he accidentally swallowed nearly a year ago removed INTACT from his heart. Stunned doctors only made the discovery during a seven-hour op on suffering Horacio Rodriguez, 42. He was wrongly diagnosed with pneumonia after going to hospital in January with high fever. Doctors also told him he […]

Halloween cakes devilishly tasty

Posted: 15th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Food
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Perfect cupcakes for Halloween. Ghosties and ghoulies may be just around the corner, but that’s no excuse for sacking off the baking . These gross Halloween teeth cupcakes look every inch the professionally-made trick. And if you fancy showing them or a brain cake off on October 31 you’re in luck, because they’re dead easy. […]

KFC hands our abusive label

Posted: 7th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in Food
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KFC has been forced to apologise after a client was handed a pot of gravy with a label that read: ‘F*** off’. An image of the aggrieve gravy pot was shared on Facebook by the client after their visit on Day off to the Bogus Park KFC in Barrow, Cumbria. Her comment, which has since […]

UK food factory becomes the first in the world to be run on potato power

Posted: 30th September 2015 by Absurd Stories in Food
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A British pie and mash firm has become the first factory in the world to run on a potato-powered heat generator. The Cavaghan and Gray ready-meals plant in Carlisle, Cumbria, is powered by a bio-refinery that disciple its own extra murphy and potato crust into heat and steam. Opening up today, the new advanced green […]