Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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Police in Hoover say a fully naked driver evaded cops on a slow-speed chase throughout Hoover, coliding 

with up to eight vehicles along the way. The reports from WBRC are that the chase started mid Monday afternoon at a Ford vehicle dealership when the driver ran into two cars. He then fled the location in a vehicle and was closely followed by a Hoover police officer. Hoover Police reports he ran into additional cars along the way before being pulled from his car at gunpoint. It was then that the cops were suprised to find that he wasn't wearing any clothing. The man was taken to the local hospital for assessment for minor injuries. The man's name was not released. Luckily no persons were seriously injured in the wrecks. Had the man decided to wear some lingerie he might have given police a real shock. Fishnet Stockings maybe?  This will surely turn into a funny lawsuit

  1. James says:

    If he was running into parked cars, he was surely doing something else, maybe slapping the sausage at the same time.