Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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The Hoover Police say a driver in his birthday suit evaded police on a slow-speed vehicle chase throughout Hoover, smashing into a few vehicles along the way. The reports from WBRC are that the incident started late Monday afternoon at a Ford vehicle dealership when the accused hit 2 vehicles. The driver then left the accident in a vehicle and was closely followed by a marked police officer. The Police officer reports he hit further vehicles along the way before being pulled from his car at gunpoint. It was then that police were suprised to find that he was not wearing any clothes. Police then took the man to the local hospital for treatment for minor injuries. His name was not released. Luckily no persons were seriously injured in the accidents. If only he had of decided to wear some lingerie he might have given police a real shock. Fishnet Stockings maybe?  This will surely turn into a weird lawsuit

  1. James says:

    If he was running into parked cars, he was surely doing something else, maybe slapping the sausage at the same time.