Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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Police in Hoover say a fully naked driver engaged the cops on a slow-speed chase throughout Hoover, hitting up to eight vehicles along the way. The reports from WBRC are that the incident began late Monday afternoon at a local Ford dealership when the driver ran into 2 vehicles. He then escaped the accident in a vehicle and was followed by a marked police officer. Hoover Police reports he ran into more vehicles along the way before being pulled from his vehicle at gunpoint. It was right then that police realized he wasn't wearing any clothing. The man was taken to the local hospital for assessment for minor injuries. The man's name was not released. No one was seriously injured in the wrecks. Had the man decided to wear some lingerie he might have given police a real shock. A Corset maybe?  This will surely turn into a weird lawsuit

  1. James says:

    If he was running into parked cars, he was surely doing something else, maybe slapping the sausage at the same time.