Naked Driver Arrested

Posted: 24th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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Police in Hoover reported a naked driver led police on a low-speed car chase around the town of Hoover, hitting many vehicles along the way. The reports from WBRC are that the incident began mid Monday arvo at a Ford vehicle dealership when the driver collided 2 cars. He then fled the location in a vehicle and was followed by a Hoover police officer. The Police officer reports he collided additional cars along the way before being removed from his car at gunpoint. Strangely it was right then that the cops were suprised to find that he was not wearing any clothing. Police then took the man to the local hospital for assessment for minor injuries. The man's name was not released. Luckily no persons were seriously injured in the accidents. Had the man decided to wear some lingerie he might have given police a real shock. Fishnet Stockings maybe?  This will surely turn into a weird lawsuit

  1. James says:

    If he was running into parked cars, he was surely doing something else, maybe slapping the sausage at the same time.