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Cars run on petrol and some men run on beer, so it makes sense to get both in the same place. At least that must have been the contemplative behind this appropriate service station where you can get ale direct from the pump. For $7.99 a gallon alcoholic can get their hands such contentment as […]

Get Drunk and Hit by a Car

Posted: 30th July 2010 by Absurd Stories in People
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Playing the odds: Cross at the intersection! Among adult accident victims who actually die, the odds are 4 to 1 that the accident did not happen at the intersection. Among children younger than 5, the odds are 7 to 1 that he ran into the street away from a crossing. Lay off the sauce. The odds are almost even that fatally injured adults will have blood alcohol concentrations of 0.10 percent or greater.