Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Sex shop stocked with saucy products made entirely of FELT

Posted: 7th October 2015 by Absurd Stories in People
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The worlds of sewing and erotica may not have much in common – but are set to be united in London with the world’s most bizarre ‘sex shop’. Madame Roxy’s Erotic Bazaar in Soho is set to open destiny braggadocio around 5000, hand-stitched sex toys and other adult products. It’s all part of an accession […]

A audacious woman has been caught using a sex toy in full view of tourist at a service station. Appalling footage was apprehend by a fellow tourist who was parked up in the HGV area of the motorway rest-stop, thought to be in Birmingham. In the video, the woman can be seen in the back […]

Porn films to be banned for guests at all Hilton Hotels

Posted: 26th August 2015 by Absurd Stories in Law, People
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Hilton hostel are set to ban all porn channels at their hostel – in the bold banning sexual exploitation. The comprehensive chain has declared that it is abolish pay-per-view porn avenue from all of their hostel in 85 community crosswise the world. The news comes after a crusade that saw top administration each appropriating as […]

Virgin at 36, but Fathering 14 Children

Posted: 5th February 2012 by Absurd Stories in People
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Here we have a virgin by the name of Trent Arsenault who has hit the headlines last December when his free sperm bank came under investigation from the US Food and Drug Administration. The California local who claims to have the "perfect" gene pool, has announced that he is a 36-year-old virgin (wasn’t that a […]

Sex with Animals – Medical Study

Posted: 22nd January 2012 by Absurd Stories in Animals, People
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We knew for other reasons that having sex with animals was bad.  But now new research has shed more light on the matter and it has been discovered that having sex with animals doubles your chances of having penis cancer. The lead author of the study, Stenio de Cassion Zequi, explains that the reason behind […]

People having sex in the world at once

Posted: 11th January 2012 by Absurd Stories in Weird Facts
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At any given time, about 5,000 people around the world are having sex.

ADOLF Hitler purchased blow-up dolls

Posted: 5th August 2011 by Absurd Stories in People
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ADOLF Hitler purchased blow-up dolls for his army because so many contracted STD's from prostitutes, The Sun has reported. Archived records tell that Nazi scientists developed the "synthetic comforters" for German soldiers who were often hustling in Paris. The issue was so intense it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline army duties. […]